Wednesday, October 12, 2011

RandoMissy!

I am Turning into a 70 Year-Old Woman...
I have Used Kleenex and Worther's Originals in the Bottom of My Purse.
I am Using the Words "Hooting and Hollering."
I am Days away from Shaking a Cane at Bingo Night!!!

I wonder if Lorena Bobbit Measured First.
Just Wondering...

Judge said The Girls Do Not Have to Go to Their Father's "New Home" to Visit.
If  He chooses to See Them, He must Come Here...
He came Over the Weekend.
No One Died...

If Bringing "Sexy Back" is Tripping Over a Bag of Adult Diapers and Landing in a Pile of Naked Bratz Dolls..
IT. IS. BACK.

Tired of Smiling.
Tired of Hearing, "Everything Happens for Reason."
Tired of Doing "What is Right."

Layla was Chosen "Student of the Week" last week.
First Semester almost down and No Biting, No Shoving, No Name-Calling, No Hair-Pulling!
AND, Layla is Doing Well ALSO!!!

My Mom is the Same.
No Better, but No Worse.
She is Driving Me Crazy asking if Her Legs are Straight.
I am Not Sure How She Thinks They would Get UnStraight, but She is Obsessed!

McCoy Killed His First Buck.
Straight Shot to the Heart.
He did Not Suffer, Just Fell Over!!



Tuesday has a Pet that My Mother is Not Aware of...
His Name is Harry!



My Mother Would Possibly Get Up and Walk if She Knew of This "Pet!"

LifeTime Movies Should Be Calling Me just Anytime!
I have the Betrayed Wife Part Down to a T...
Can Cry at Any Time!!

The Only Thing Keeping Me from Becoming a Psycho Ex, is a 16 oz. of Coffee!!

Do You Think a Banana, Meth, and Trout Smoothie would Clear Up Allergies???

What are Your Random Thoughts??

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Linda said...

I am so glad you posted! I know life isn't what you want it to be, but hang in there,kiddo. You are a strong woman, and your kids need a strong mom.

Wym said...

Girl..you need a vacation. Keep moving forward, I'm thinking about you :)

SherilinR said...

woohoo for the girls! at least they're adjusting to the new place & doing well. mama will catch up eventually. don't worry about anybody else's time table. just your own.

The Stiffs said...

I miss you. I wish I could do something for you. As Mama says, this too shall pass. I hope it passes quickly.

Odie Langley said...

Hey Sweet Thang,
You know we love you. Hang in there.
Odie

M-Cat said...

You do whatever it takes to keep going. If it's a 16oz coffee or for me a 32 oz glass of brown bubbly, so be it!

Hang in there kid!

CarrieAnn said...

I'm not sure which one makes me more nauseous..the idea of that smoothie or the picture of the buck. I'm such a weenie. Tell me who is saying, "Everything happens for a reason," and I will run over them with my car. Just for giggles.

Kim said...

I'm glad the kids are doing OK. And it's good for you to be posting again. I'm not going to hit you with cliches. You are posting, you are still funny, you are a fab momma and caring daughter. You're going to be fine.
Hugs, Kim

acorn hollow said...

It is good to know that have not lost your sense of humor in all the sh--.
Cathy

JennyLynn said...

Let me know if the smoothie works. My allergies are giving me headaches.

I have wondered why fall weather can't last a bit longer. Meaning the 70' degree weather. Why are children blind to trash? That just baffles me.

Sush said...

Having cared for my Mother who had several strokes, I know they and the situation can be mentally and physically demanding. Take a breather and care for you. Get anyone to give you time off and go blow it all out. They tell Mom's on airplanes to put the facemasks on themselves first!

Hugs~

tammy said...

I just showed the picture of the deer to my son. He was impressed.

Sometimes doing what's right sucks.

wendy said...

Oh Missy....just get it out there. Sometimes I think just breaking something (other then your heart) and screaming is theraputic.
you can do "what is right...later"
lock yourself in your room and go a little psycho if you need to. (just lock the door and remove all sharp objects)

also I know that right now you Do. Not. Want. to hear "everything happens for a reason"
If that "reason" surfaces and presents itself sometime down the road...you'll just smile, and say "yup".
But I think when we are hurting the worst and nothing makes sense, that there seems to BE NO REASON AT ALL.
but......even I......have come to find that often times, we find out it does. Just takes a LONG TIME sometimes, and a lot of anger, and tears.
I wish I had some better words of advice for you, but I don't.
Life is just shity hard sometimes.

Glad the girls are doing well.
I hope your mom will continue to improve (must be so hard for you)

Fake it till you make it....as they say.

Mrs. Tuna said...

It will get better, saying things happen for a reason is just bullshit. But you will cope and be stronger and BETTER for it.

dbs said...

Glad to read your posts again.

Calamity said...

That things happen for reason.... I don't go for it. What I do believe is that out of everything that happens to us, even the really crappy bad stuff.... good things will come out of it if we keep our hearts and minds open. But it isn't always obvious right away. Sorry for your heartaches and difficult times.... Stay focused on what ya gotta do.

Sush said...

Just checking in on you haven't heard a peep from your corner of the world. Hope you're holding up.

Hugs~

Odie Langley said...

Hey Gorgeous, it's been "5" weeks and I am going into severe "Missy Withdrawals". Help!!!!
Odie

 
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