Sunday, June 19, 2011

Toni on Crutches!!!

                              This is Toni. I stole this Photo from FaceBook and No, I do Not Feel Guilty!!!
                                        She was in the Midst of Bitching about What Had Happened!!!

Took Grandpa and His Money Sock to Sunday Morning Mass.
I was Trying to Figure Out what was going on, when Toni Walks Hobbles in On Crutches!!!! (I need Catholic Church for Dummies!)
I am Swearing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Sat the ENTIRE Service with My Heart in My Throat!!!

Thank God, Toni Fell Down Her Deck Steps and Broke a Bone in Her Ankle.
I Don't Mean, Thank God She was Hurt...
I Mean, Thank God it wasn't Due to My Restraint Hold!!!!

Toni's husband came by to see Me and Apologized for Her Behavior.
He did say she Only Meant to Surprise Me...

He also said He Understood Reactions and After Everything Toni has Said and Done to Me, I should have Slammed her a Lot Sooner!!!!!

Phil has also Apologized and Apologized and Apologized!
He Claims He had Time to Think about the Situation along with ALL of the Bull I have Put Up with between His Mother and His Sisters.
He has Apologized a LOT!!!

Phil Still has a Long Way to Go!!

I Know there is a Lesson to Be Learned in All of This, I just Cannot See It Yet!!!

Can You See the Lesson?

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Bonnie said...

Choose nicer sisters-in-law. :)

Mrs. Tuna said...

Paybacks a bitch......

SherilinR said...

i'm glad to hear he finally apologized & saw it for what it is. i'm also glad that the crutches weren't due to your body slam.

Kim said...

Happy to hear you got 2 well deserved apologies from the men. Toni.....Whatever. But I am glad the crutches were not from the take-down. Boy, I bet that was one long uncomfortable Mass for you!

Jamie said...

Yup. Lesson is:
Don't f*ck w/ Missy.

Glad Phil's eating crow.
I'd spoon feed him to add to the pleasure.

:-)

Toni: Karma's a b!tch ain't it...

tammy said...

Oh my gosh...I was totally thinking she was going to blame the crutches on what you did to her. So glad it wasn't from that! And I'm glad your husband and her husband apologized to you. I think the lesson is for her not to mess with you!! I also think you should take that picture and blow it up and use it to throw darts at and stick your gum on.

Susan Higgins said...

Lesson... Stay away from crabby people.

CarrieAnn said...

Lesson: Next time, lay on the smack down a lot sooner! Or call us in for backup!

Odie Langley said...

The lesson is mess with Missy and it will definately come back to bite you in the ass. I am soooooooooooo happy everyone has come to their senses and understands you only did what had to be done and I agree that Phil has a ways to go. Also glad I can finally put a face with that rude critter you had on the ground. You're still my hero.

AmyLK said...

the lesson is that Toni needs to keep her damn hands to herself. lol

Glad Phil is apologizing!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Okay, just read this and the last post. I would have reacted the same way, after all, you can't control how you react to a situation!! There will be a lesson...sometime...

Pat said...

Yeah - the lesson is: Beware all who sneak up on you!

wendy said...

Ha ha...I had to read the post below so I could get the "REST OF THE STORY"
You rock girl...take someone down like that would be awesome. She should know she can't come on you from behind like that.
I don't know why more people weren't laughing????

her broken ankle. Karma????
No we don't wish stuff like that on people, but it is kinda weird how it happened so soon afterwards eh.

Beth said...

The lesson is: Karma works.

Seriously, you NEVER sneak up on someone and do something that puts them in a fight-for-your-life situation. I have done sneak-hugs sometimes, but a sneak-headlock? You're just asking for trouble.

I'm glad you're not going to have to suffer any consequences of her idiocy!

 
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