Wednesday, June 22, 2011

RandoMissy!



Phil left Yesterday for Georgia, Fed Training.
He left with The Two of Us on Not So Good Terms.
I Hate this...

Toni has to Have Surgery.
A Pin in Her Ankle.
My Other SIL is Coming to Care for Her.

Toni's Husband is also gone to Georgia.
I Volunteered to Keep My Niece while She Recovers.
No Response to My Offer.

Our County Declared a State of Emergency.
Flooding, Storm Damage.
Again!!!

The Popular Feather Thing for Hair is the New Tramp Stamp.
Feathers are Everywhere!

I Wish I could Find Clothing for The Girls that Does Not Look Trampy.
What are Manufactures Thinking?

Why Is It, The Uglier the Coffee Mug, The Better the Coffee?

I must Designate a Friend to Be Responsible for Plucking Chin Hair when I Get too Old to Do it Myself.

Unless a Kardashion Runs for President, Our Next Presidential Election will be Very Boring!!

I am Obsessed with the Casey Anthony Trial.
Not "Fly to Florida, Sleep in the Streets, Beat Old People with a Stick" Obsessed, but Really Into it!

There is No Amount of Money Sierra Mist can Spend on Advertising that Will Prevent Me from Calling it Sprite!!!

I am Praying for Sunshine and a Cheeseburger for Tomorrow.

The Girls Fought Today and Their Screams Caused Birds to Drop from the Sky...

The Increase in My Homicidal Tendencies is Directly Proportional to How Many Times I have to Pick Up Shoes Left in the Middle of the Floor!

I Have a Bad Case of the Warm Weather Blahs.

I am Strangely Attracted to Dr. Drew.

I Need to Start Christmas Shopping.

What are Your Random Happenings?

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Kristina P. said...

Dr. Drew is becoming my new Mario Lopez. His new show makes Dr. Phil look like The Dalai Lama.

Odie Langley said...

Who is Dr. Drew?

Hump day, better than monday but wanting it to be friday.

Met my sister Linda for breakfast at Mcd's this AM.

Had a gathering at my Aunt Katie's last evening with a showing of cousins, 2 aunts in their 80's and Aunt Katie at 102. Great time.

Hoping you and Phil get everything sorted out

You could have left the plucking hairs part out sweet thang.

Furry Bottoms said...

My sister and I are the designated chin hair plucker for eachother if either one of us goes into a coma, ends up on life support, whatever. Because even if you're not conscious, your hair still grows!

Pat said...

Toni and the broken ankle? It's called Karma!

I agree on the clothes for little kids...what ARE they thinking?

Jessica G. said...

I can't decide if I like the new hair feather thing or not...it looks cute on some girls but on others it just looks wrong.

M-Cat said...

Totallh not into the hair feather thing, although if I had known it was coming back, I woulda hung onto my old roach clips

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

dude. the chin hair plucker idea is the BEST EVER. I am SO on that now.

Cheryl said...

OMG! I feel the same way about shoes...my kids have about 4 pairs of flip flops EACH...and they're never where they're suppose to be!
And I am actually watching "Nightline: The Casey Anthony Story" as I type this! :o)

tammy said...

I will pluck your chin hairs. I'm obsessed with plucking.

Cheeseboy said...

I love women that are not afraid to admit that they like cheeseburgers.

Good luck to you and your family. Sounds like some crazy times ahead. You'll get through it.

Michelle said...

I am cracking up on the chin hairs. My mom said she will kick our asses if we let her walk around with a full beard when she's in her twilight years.

wendy said...

Start Christmas shopping....BLahhh, that's depressing.
Those were all funny,as usual.
I could use some warmth and a cheeseburger. Now I want to sing Cheeseburger in Paradise.
Sorry you and hubby left on "not good terms" as you stated.
but Hey, think of this, make up sex is always good. (just saying)

 
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